Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Today's homework assignment

Dear Teacher,

So I come home late from work today, and I find my kids around the table working on homework. Right out of the gate, I assume it’s another day of the usual, but I take one look at my daughter's work and nearly crash into the sofa! It came to me in a flash -- she’s making a RANSOM note!! Her mother also thought it was a ransom note.

Now, I know you have a lot on your plate, but please don’t enlist our kids in a ransom scheme to raise cash for school supplies.
Respectfully,
A Concerned Parent