Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Big Production Video & Learning New Things

Hey, in addition to my many other talents I am now a website designer! Well, a novice website designer at best, but it's something I hadn't done prior to a couple of days ago.

Debi has made many videos for friends and family (it seems to be a service in high demand) so she's decided to do a little video business thing on the side. Of course she needed a website. She asks, I research and Viola! She has a website.

It's still in the early stages of development; I need to add more sample videos (be sure to check out the one that's on there now) and pricing, etc. but it's a start. I'm open to any suggestions for improvement by friends & family. The website is www.bigproductionvideo.com. Check it out when you have a chance.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

The right words at the right time

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, Son... what happened last night?

Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?

His son replies, Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

VD Gift

I’m taking a survey… is it kosher for a wife to give her husband dance lessons as a Valentine’s Day gift? I’m taking a survey… is it kosher for a wife to give her husband dancing lessons as a Valentine’s Day gift?

 

2/14/06

Never thought much of blogging, but it seems to be the thing to do. I'll give it a shot.

I'm having a cranky day. Stupid work stuff. Nothing major, not enough to make me strangle someone (but I can dream, can't I?).

Just saw a lady bug crawl across my desk. That's supposed to be good luck... think I'll stop on my way home and buy a lottery ticket.

Happy Valentine's Day.